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Hints and Tips: Cooking Fish

  • Fish for the Pot

  • Balti Fried Fish

  • Crispy Cod

  • Dogfish 1 & 2

  • Dog-burger

  • Not Just Any Old Fish Kebabs

  • Spider Crabs

  • Crab Pasta in a Hurry

  • Preparing and Cooking Rays

  • Mackerel "Blackened Fish"

  • The Best Smoked Mackerel in the World

  • Smoked Mackerel Pate

  • Bass with Garlic, Chilli and Thyme

  • Fish Chowder to Impress

  • Thai Fish in Red Coconut Sauce

  • Five Thousand Fish

  • Filleting Fish (Link)

 

Fish for the Pot

If you are going to keep a few fish for a meal, there is more to it than bashing them on the head and slinging them in a bag. Although to be honest, that is what most of us did until the Japanese, in their search for the ultimate sashimi, discovered that if a fish died calmly the meat was much better. If you want to have great fish fillets, here is what to do.

As soon as the fish is landed, it must be killed by pushing a spike into its central brain just behind the eye. This is quick and humane. You can either use an Iki Jime spike if you know a Japanese chap who has one, or make your own by filing an old, slender screwdriver into a spike. Push the spike into the right hand side of the head and wiggle it around to destroy the brain. The fish will go limp (unsurprisingly). The heart will carry on pumping for a while, so to create the whitest fillets, the fish needs to be bled. You can do this by cutting the gill rakers with a knife or scissors, or cutting through the narrow bit of belly right under the gills where there is an artery. Let the fish bleed for a while.

Iki or Ike jime method to kill fish

Next, gut the fish and take out the gills. Wash in some sea water, then ideally, pack it in ice in a cooler, stuffing some ice into the belly cavity. If you do this, the fish will remain edible for up to ten days. For every hour left out of ice, the fish will last a day less. If you don't have a box of ice, at least pack it with a few frozen 2 litre drinks bottles around it. Go home and enjoy the best fish you have ever tasted.

 

Balti Fried Fish

If you like Asian food and want a change from plain-cooked fish, try this. Ready in minutes. You will need (for 4):

White fish (fillets, off-cuts) e.g. cod, pollack, pouting, dogfish, bream, bass: about 675 g/1.5lb

2 tomatoes

! medium onion, sliced

1 tbs lemon juice

0.5 tsp salt

1 tsp garlic puree

1 tsp dried or minced chillies

1.5 tsp garam masala

2 tbs fresh coriander leaves

2 tbs cornflour

Oil for shallow frying

Chop the fish into bite-sized chunks. Dry and chill.

Take everything else except the oil and cornflour, and whizz to a pulp with a blender - a hand blender is ideal. Put it into a bowl and mix in the cornflour.

Put your oil in a pan to  a depth of 2cm and heat until a cube of bread turns brown in 30 seconds.

Mix the fish into the sauce until well coated. Take individual pieces of fish and drop into the hot oil one at a time, do this in batches so you don't over-crowd the pan and cool the oil. When the fish lumps turn brown (1-2 minutes max) use a slotted spoon and scoop them out. Put them on kitchen paper to drain and keep warm while you do the rest - probably 4-6 batches in total.

Serve with rice or paratha bread, plenty of chutney (apricot or mango is good), and a raita. Not forgetting the cold beer of course.

Balti Fried Fish Recipe

 

Crispy Cod

So easy, and so totally delicious. Impresses the mates (and quick too).

You will need (for 4):

4 cod steaks - best cuts are thick slices from a large fillet

2 thick slices of old bread (going a bit hard but not mouldy)

Two tablespoons of mayonnaise

1 lemon

Salt and pepper

Heat your oven to 190deg C. Lay the cod steaks on an ovenproof dish (I use a very small tin roasting tray). In a blender or food processor, zap your bead into crumbs (crusts too). Grate all the zest of the lemon and add that too. Add a pinch of salt and a good grinding of pepper. Zap again to mix. Now spread the fish with mayo, and pour the crumb mix over the fish. Press gently to get it to stick to the mayo. Now put it in the oven for 15 minutes for thin steaks, 20 minutes for thick, and check after halfway through to make sure it doesn't burn or overcook. I like this served very plain with boiled new potatoes and green beans or peas, with some real butter to melt on and lemon juice too if you like more tang. If the fish is good and fresh, it doesn't get any better than this.

 

Dogfish 1 - Deep fry in Beer Batter

This is the best way to cook dogfish and only if you tire of it should you try the next one! As with all dogfish recipes, skin them and freeze the fillets for a couple of weeks, this eliminates any taint of the ammonia which affects all cartilaginous species.

You will need:

A can or bottle of lager-style beer (or half beer half water)

Plain flour

Salt

Oil for deep frying

Dogfish fillets

I am not giving any quantities because it all depends how many you have. The method is simple. Put the beer and flour in a bowl and stir together, you need a batter the consistency of pouring cream (OK if you want quantities, 8 tablespoons of flour to 250ml of beer is a good start). Add a bit of salt. Heat your oil until a cube of bread turns brown and crispy in about 20 seconds. Then dust your dry fillets in some flour, then dip right into the batter mix to coat, then drop the coated fillet into the hot oil. Don't crowd the oil, you don't want it to cool. They are done when they look like the ones in a chip shop. Drain and blot excess oil in kitchen paper, and keep warm in an oven while you do any others. Superb with chips, lashings of salt and tomato ketchup.

 

Dogfish 2 - Dogfish done like Osso Bucco

Which if you eat Italian you will know is a way of cooking veal. This is similar but with dogfish (huss, rock salmon, whatever).

You will need:

4 fillets (two dogfish halved), shopped into 4cm lengths.

3 garlic gloves chopped

A handful of fresh parsley leaves, chopped

Olive oil

1 shallot or half a small onion chopped

4 tomatoes chopped

! tablespoon tomato paste

1 glass of white wine

Grated zest of a lemon

Salt and pepper

You will need a casserole dish that can go on the hob and in the oven. Put a glug of olive oil in the bottom and gently sweat the shallot/onion. Add the tomatoes and tomato paste. Cook a couple of minutes. Add the wine, Cook a couple of minutes more after it has boiled. Add half the parsley and garlic. Stand the dogfish sections upright in the casserole in a little group. Put in the oven and cook at 170degC or 325degF for 30 minutes. Check it after 20, if it is drying up, add half a glass of water. When the fish are done, put fillets on each plate and keep them warm. Put the casserole back on the hob to heat, add the lemon zest, the rest of the garlic and parsley, season with salt and pepper and give it a quick bubble - again, make sure it doesn't dry out. Spoon over the fish and it should look like this:

 

(From a Mitch Tonks recipe)

 

Dog-Burger

Or you could just call this "Huss Fish-cakes". It doesn't even need to be huss, any white fish will do, even a mixture. I made this recently with a dogfish, two skate "eyes" and a stray bass fillet!

You will need (for 4 generously):

Two small dogfish or equivalent (frozen then thawed)

Two medium potatoes

Splash of milk

chopped parsley

Lemon juice

1 beaten egg

Breadcrumbs or two slices of bread put in the blender

Oil for shallow frying

Dogfish are best filleted and frozen for at least two weeks. This extracts any remaining ammonia taste and also removes some water. Whatever fish you end up using, skin and fillet the fish, and put in a bowl with a splash of milk and microwave for three minutes. Peel and boil the potatoes - use a ratio of twice as much fish to potato. Drain and mash the potatoes, and dry over a gentle heat. Drain and flake the fish, taking out any bones and skin remaining. Mix in with the potatoes and add lemon juice, parsley, salt and pepper. Mix into a mush. With your hands, press and shape into as many fish-burgers as looks right, it will depend in the amount of mush and individual greed. It helps to put them into the fridge to firm up and chill at this point, otherwise they may collapse at the next stage.

Pour oil into a large frying pan to a depth of about 5mm. Heat until a cube of bread browns up in about 30 seconds. Now the tricky bit. Dip each fish-burger into the beaten egg to coat, then into the breadcrumbs, pat to make them stick then lay in the oil. Quickly repeat until your pan is full. By the time the last one is in, the first will need turning over. Cook about three minutes each side, then remove and drain on kitchen paper. Nice served in a burger bun with mayo, or tartare sauce, and a salad. Don't tell anyone it's dogfish and they'll never guess.

 

Not Just Any Old Fish Kebabs

You will need:

4 white fish fillets or steaks (any white fish as long as the fillets are chunky: cod, whiting, pouting, pollack etc.)

16 large uncooked prawns

8 thin rashers smoked streaky bacon

1 Lemon

2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme

2 garlic cloves

Olive Oil

 
Put the zest and juice of a lemon in a bowl. Glug in about 4 tablespoons olive oil, add two crushed garlic cloves and a couple of teaspoons of chopped fresh thyme. Stir about. Throw in 16 peeled uncooked big prawns. Cube the fish and add to the bowl. Toss about in the juice. Thread fish cubes and prawns evenly on four skewers. Wrap two thin rashers of smoked streaky bacon around each kebab, and grill both sides for about 5 minutes or until the bacon is done. Don't waste the superb juices, in fact best to line the grill with foil to catch them. Serve with couscous and the juices, with tzaziki. If you don't have any just mix finely chopped cucumber, chopped fresh mint and greek yogurt to make a sauce on the side. Heaven, especially with a chilled white wine. Whoever said whiting and pouting were dull?

Adapted from a Good Housekeeping recipe.

 

Spider Crabs

You are bound to catch these sooner or later in the Eastern Solent area, and if they are big enough they are superb eating. Here is how to do it. Firstly, catch one (use a landing net as they may drop as soon as they break the surface. If it is large enough (minimum 130mm from between the eyes to the back of the carapace for males), keep it cool and out of water. As soon as you can, cook it. First, scrub it with a vegetable brush to remove the worst of the muck that collects on them, then kill it with a spike pushed through the centre of the underside and wiggled. On males, go in at the end of the pointed flap. It will go limp. Put it in a big pot of boiling water with a handful of salt added, and boil for 25 minutes. Take it out and plunge in cold water, then stand it on end to drain. There will be plenty of gunge floating about, just wash this off, it looks a bit horrid but it is OK. Cool it as fast as you can, and keep it in the fridge - eat within a couple of days.

To "pick" a spider crap, pull off all the legs and claws, break each segment with a hammer or rolling pin, and pull the white meat out. To get at the white body meat, prise off the shell and peel off and remove the feathery gills that are all around the body. Wash your hands after, these can harbour nasties. Then get to work on the leg sockets, that is where there is a load of white meat. There is some edible gooey brown meat around the shell if you fancy it. Getting at the socket meat is fiddly but worth it. Each leg socket has a thin shell around it, so you have to cut or pick this open and flick the meat out - it is best to use an old bent skewer and flick the meat into a bowl.

All this will take ages, and you will scoff what you have prepared in a minute or two. Be careful though, if the cat gets there first and scoffs it, you will probably kill it in a fit of rage and then you would have some explaining to do.

 

Crab Pasta in a Hurry

For two people you will need:

Crab meat (from your spider crab above or a tin of crab meat will do)

I red chilli

200 grams spaghetti

100 grams frozen peas

1 lemon

Small bunch or parsley

3 tablespoons creme fraiche

So easy you can do this blindfolded. Cook your pasta, and half way through the cooking time add the peas.

Remove the seeds from the chilli and chop finely. (Tip - use those disposable latex gloves or put your hands in a plastic bag. If you handle chilli juice then touch your eyes or willy it will burn like crazy, even hours later. ) Grate the zest of half the lemon. Chop the parsley.

Drain the cooked pasta and keep some of the water. Mix in the creme fraiche, crab meat, lemon zest, chilli, parsley, salt and pepper and mix about. If it looks too sticky put some of the water back in, a splash at a time, until it looks right. Serve. Eat.

 


Preparing and Cooking Rays


There is a lot of mystery and nonsense around cooking cartilaginous (as opposed to bony) fish species. This is usually related to worries and fears about the smell of ammonia that comes from the flesh of rays and dogfish. There are ways of dealing with this involving soaking in various liquids, but the easiest, and most reliable, is to prepare your fish portions then freeze them for a couple of weeks or more. Once thawed, the smell will have gone and you will have some firm, white fish ready for your recipe.

So how do you prepare a ray wing? First catch your ray, of course. You will need a reasonably sized ray to get a couple of portions from, so put any back that are less than the size of a "Bag for Life" or Lidl carrier - that's as good a measure as any. Kill it humanely with a hefty whack between the eyes, then with a very sharp knife and a firm hold, cut each wing from the body along the edge of the soft central guts area. You will find it easy to run the knife along the hard inner edge of the wing, except in the middle of the back where there is a sort of bony bridge. Cut through this and you will have 2 separate wings. To save space, trim the thin edge of the wings back to a point where there is flesh covering the bones, otherwise you will overcrowd your cooking pan for no good reason. Rays are very slimy so all this will be a bit messy - and take care with the knife if it's all sliding about!

Freeze the wings and when you are ready for a meal, thaw them thoroughly. The next problem to overcome is the covering of rough skin. The professional fishmongers have a lot of skill and very sharp knives, and they cut the skin away before putting the wings on the slab. You can do this too, if you have a razor-sharp knife, by peeling the skin back and slicing between the flesh and the underside of the skin. There is a quicker way though. Take your largest frying pan and fill with boiling water. Heat the pan to keep the water simmering and put the wings in the water. After a couple of minutes, take them out (you may have to do them one at a time) and scrape the skin off both sides of the wing with a large knife. The skin with come off easily.

Now throw the water away and put a large lump of butter and some olive oil to heat in the pan. Dust the skinned wings in flour seasoned with salt and pepper, and shallow fry in the oil and butter until you can lift the flesh from the central bone. You will have to turn the wings over halfway through to cook both sides. Keep the wings warm while you do the next, and most important bit. Take a large slug of double cream (a small sized pot does two wings) and heat through in the pan, stirring to collect all the buttery, crumbly, fishy scrapings from your frying job. Don't boil it, as soon as it looks hot and steamy, it's done. Pour over your cooked wings and serve with potatoes and a green veg. The great thing is, this recipe is not at all scientific - no measurements to get wrong, if it looks like it needs more of anything, just give it more.

Mackerel "Blackened Fish"

mackerel recipe
This recipe is perfect for those that like a spicy dish but don't necessarily like the taste of mackerel. Blackened Fish is a Cajun style of cooking where fish fillets are rolled in spices then fried briefly in a searingly hot frying pan. This makes the outside crispy and the inside stays succulent.

Takes 10 minutes, serves 2. You need:

2 large mackerel or 4 small, filleted and dried on a paper towel
Seasoning:
1 teaspoon paprika
half teaspoon salt
half teaspoon garlic powder or fine granules
half teaspoon onion powder
half teaspoon white pepper
half teaspoon black pepper
1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill
1 tablespoon chopped fresh marjoram
50gm clarified butter or ghee


The fish will be fried in hot butter, but at a high temperature ordinary butter burns and goes black and nasty. Clarified butter can be made - you just melt butter and pour off the clear part to use, and throw away the white bits. Or you can buy it readymade in the form of ghee in the ethnic food section of a large supermarkets, or much cheaper in asian food shops. It keeps for ages in the fridge and can be used for any frying job, particularly when making curries.

It really is this simple. Heat the ghee in a frying pan until it smokes. Mix the spices and spread out on a plate. Coat the fillets in the the spice mix on both sides. Put them in the frying pan, then after a minute or so, turn over and fry the other side. If the side you turned up is brown and crispy looking, a minute was fine. If not, give it a bit longer. Turn over and repeat.

That's all! Serve with whatever you like, I like new potatoes and french beans, but rice and sweet corn would be ethnic, or potato wedges. Drink plenty of cold beer with this and listen to some good Southern music, and wonder why you hadn't eaten mackerel this way before. (Adapted from Linda Doesner)


The Best Smoked Mackerel in the World


The brief recipe here has been replaced with a detailed step by step guide - click here for the full story.

 

Smoked Mackerel Pate

The easiest dish in the world. Take your best-ever smoked mackerel as above, and remove all bones and skin. Mix with cream cheese (Philadelphia or supermarket equivalent) in a ratio of twice as much fish as cream cheese. Add lemon juice, salt and pepper to taste, but go easy on the salt and pepper until you have tasted it – your brine may have made the fish spicy enough already. Serve with toast fingers, or, if you really want to impress, make canapés with little circles of toast topped with smoked mackerel, a sliver of gherkin, and a sprinkle of fresh chopped parsley. Very posh.

Bass with Garlic, Chilli and Thyme

Takes 15 minutes, serves 2. You need:

Two fillets of Bass (I like to use portion-sized slices of a thick fillet from a 3-4lb fish)
Glug of olive oil
Splash of white wine
Sprigs of fresh thyme
2 cloves of garlic, crushed with the flat of a knife blade
Lemon juice
Half a red chilli, seeds removed, chopped.

Heat the oil in a heavy pan, then fry the fillets skin side down until crisp and brown, turn over and repeat. Then reduce the heat, add wine, chilli, garlic and thyme. Cover with a lid and simmer for 7-8 minutes. Keep an eye on it and splash a bit more wine in if it looks like drying out. Add a squeeze of lemon juice to the juices, sprinkle with sea salt and serve. Goes well with green beans and new potatoes. (Thank you Mitchell Tonks)

 

Fish Chowder to Impress


Takes 35 minutes plus chopping, serves 4-6. You need:

350g white fish fillet (pollack, whiting, cod etc.) cut into chunks
45g butter
Dash olive oil
1 onion chopped
2 celery sticks, sliced
4 rashers bacon, sliced
2 carrots, sliced
1 potato, cut into cubes
1 bay leaf
Sprig of thyme
2 heaped tablespoons plain flour
1/4 teaspoon turmeric
900ml milk
Lemon juice
110g frozen peas, thawed
Salt and pepper

Gently fry the onion, celery, carrot, bacon and potato for five minutes in the oil and butter. Add the thyme and bay leaf, cover and let it sweat for a further five minutes. Sprinkle with flour and turmeric, stir for 30 seconds then add the milk. Heat and keep stirring, until it simmers. Add salt and pepper. Simmer for 15-20 minutes - if it gets too thick, add a bit more milk. Drop in the fish and peas, and cook for five minutes after it has come back to the simmer. Add lemon juice, adjust seasoning and serve. This is nice with crusty bread, and a sprinkle of nutmeg and grated cheese on top. (Thank you William Black)

Thai Fish in Red Coconut Sauce

Takes 10 minutes, serves 4. You need:

400g white fish fillet (pollack, whiting, cod etc.) cut into chunks
1 tablespoon flour
2 tablespoons oil
1 clove of garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons red Thai curry paste
1 tablespoon fish sauce (Nam Pla)
450ml coconut milk
20 cherry tomatoes
20 fresh basil leaves
Salt and pepper

Season the flour and toss the fish chunks in it to coat. Put the oil in a frying pan, place on a medium heat and fry the fish in the oil for 3-4 minutes. Mix the coconut milk with the garlic, curry paste and fish sauce. Pour over the fish in the frying pan, and add the cherry tomatoes. When the mixture has started to boil turn the heat down and simmer for five minutes. Scatter with shredded basil leaves and serve with Thai rice. Couldn't be easier. (I can't remember where this recipe came from but several similar ones exist in Thai cookery books so it is authentic).

Five Thousand Fish

Have you ever wondered how to serve a fish meal to a hungry family when you only have one or two? Jesus managed to feed five thousand followers by the sea of Galilee with two fish and five buns, but he used miracles. This is a recipe that does not involve cheating. It doesn't exactly feed people either, but it makes a nice starter and leaves them happy. Use plaice, dabs, flounder, small pollack, bass, whiting, cod or similar.

Make an Indian batter by measuring about 50g of gram (chickpea) flour, which you can buy in the better supermarkets these days. Add a teaspoon of salt and a teaspoon of garam masala. Mix with enough cold water to make a batter the consistency of thick cream. Heat a pan of oil to frying temperature, which you can measure by dropping a small cube of bread in and if it goes nicely brown in 30 seconds its fine. The oil only needs to be a couple of cms deep.

Take your fish, skin and fillet it and cut into strips. Coat in the batter mix and drop in the hot oil one by one. Don't over-do the quantity as they will stick together and cool the oil. Take them out when golden, and drain on kitchen paper. Wait a minute for the oil to get hot again then repeat the performance until you have a basket of Indian fish strips in a spicy batter. Serve with a scattering of chopped coriander leaf for a posh touch, and a bowl of mango chutney to dip. Scrummy. If you have made too much batter, you can make vegetable fritters and onion bhagees - its the same batter. (My own recipe)

 

Filleting Fish

There is no better way of describing than showing, and these videos are excellent - almost every species you are likely to catch is demonstrated by an expert. Look here